The Death of a Baptist Church
The obituary read as follows: “First Community
Center—alias, First Baptist Church. The formerly well-known deceased was born
in the throes of revival as sinners wept their way to the Lord. The parents,
Gospel Truth and Prayer, rejoiced at its birth. The child grew into maturity
with great strides, making a name for itself locally and even around the
world. The deceased had grown not only by additions to its own body, but as
its sons and daughters went forth, grandchildren were born throughout the area
and adjoining states. As missionaries were commissioned for service in foreign
lands, grandchildren were born virtually around the world. As its family grew,
newer and better facilities were necessitated, and its general health was
apparent to one and all. Not only was the deceased enabled to care for its own
needs of growth, but its grandchildren in foreign lands benefited by its
assistance as well.
Its demise has been very gradual. The coroner discovered the following
maladies: The artery that called for a proper diet of spiritual meat had been
clogged with entertainment. The obstruction of the prayer artery had choked
the blessings of the power of God as both public and private prayer failed to
flow. The artery of evangelism had been clogged with disinterest and
carelessness. When asked to call Dr. Evangelist, the body refused and even
ridiculed the doctor claiming he was out of touch with today's generation.
In reviewing the death, friends had failed to see the telltale signs of
degenerate heart failure; but upon careful reflection, they have mentioned the
following. When the body first noted signs of poor health, it was thought that
a new name would solve the maladies. Thus the name ‘Baptist’ was dropped, and
a ‘Community’ name was adopted. New interest was generated, but the new
additions did not like the hymns of Zion, so the music of heaven was replaced
with the discordant sounds of the world. Some of the new crowd objected to the
archaic language of the menu, and thus bright new language was developed that
would be ‘relative’ to the age. Outside interests began to attract the body’s
attention on Sunday evenings, and spiritual nutritionists decided that that
meal was totally unnecessary.
Apparently the body’s mind began to observe the dysfunction of parts of the
body, and radical efforts were made to regenerate activity, but the arteries
were clogged beyond repair. The efforts were too late, and the body died. Few
were left to mourn the passing.
It became necessary to find a new use for the empty shell that once housed the
now departed, vibrant soul and body called “First Baptist Church.” The residue
of the most recent additions have suggested that the property be deeded to the
community for a counseling center where the adherents of Freud can disseminate
the doctrines of their leader to the unwary.
A distant relative, who still bears the family name “Baptist,” opined that
Satan had won through guile what he could not win through a frontal assault. A
former member of the late “Community Center” expressed displeasure with the
statement, though he could not elaborate on his objections since he had to
leave for his Sunday morning tee off time of 11:00 A.M.
Dr. Vance Havner once wrote, “I had been brought up in a Christian home, under
old-fashioned preaching—sin black, hell hot, judgment certain, eternity long,
and salvation free. I was converted during an old-fashioned revival—not a
modern, fashionable, harmless little revival, but an old-fashioned revival
that stirred the saints and saved sinners and set the angels rejoicing and put
the devil’s program in reverse... where ‘grace taught our hearts to fear and
grace our fears relieved; how precious did that grace appear the hour we first
believed!